Kiley Jay stopped by the XXX Pawn store today and she was ready to pawn and begone! Seems her ex-finance was two-timing her with her best friend. Aw, ain’t that terrible. Well, now she wants to pawn this very expensive ring and go gamble on life in Vegas. Now I ain’t no geminiologist, but after I took a closer look at the ring in my office with Kiley, I had some real bad news for her - rings fake darling. Note to self, don’t push a dumped girl, they go crazy and destroy things. That’s probably what really happened. I mean heck, she don’t even know me and she’s already wrecking my office! Now I am not a man that likes to let an opportunity to go to waste, so I gets me a brilliant idea and share it with Kiley. Let’s fuck and send your ex a copy.
